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so i'm watching "CIA Secret Experiments" on National Geographic [party times] and one of those soft sepia-tone glancing off to the distance 1930s headshots [you know what I'm talking about] comes on the screen. while the picture should stimulate some sympathy that the man had been systematically and covertly tortured by the CIA, i just can't get past one thing:

why does he have the best skin i have ever seen?!

digging into my memory banks, i can't help but notice that everyone in those old school staged photographs look like the "after" picture of a Proactiv commercial.

i don't know what was in that Cold War water, but pour.me.a.GLASS!